the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to
and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?
My dad has 84 pairs of socks
why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has
I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
Im blacklisting america today
you can’t blacklist freedom
Yes you can, America already does it.
I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now